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May 24

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May 19

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Four Blockbuster Million Dollar Clothing Ideas, Cash in Now

Clothing companies come and go, especially in the fickle skateboard industry. Here are a few ideas I offer to make a quick buck, or even a quick million bucks, before your clothing company takes the next shit. You’re welcome.

  1. Tank Bottoms - tank tops are hot again. Imagine a shirt with the bottom portion fashioned into an upside down tank top almost looking like a pro wrassler’s outfit. Yep, tank bottoms could easily be the new shit. I expect a tank bottom would look pretty sick with a pair of jongs. Jongs? Yeah, see #2 here:
  2. Jongs - take jean shorts, aka Jorts, one step over the pond to Euroland and you got a denim banana hammock with ass cheeks on the dangle. It’s going to take someone like Jason Dill to bring these over to totally core grassroots skateboarding, which we all know is the springboard to mainstream. Don’t count your millions before they hatch, though.
  3. Cargo Sacks - I don’t think anyone has the power to make hip sacks cool, but you can still sell them to that weird cut of society that backs cargo pants and shorts. Yep, take an extra pocket and slap it on the outside of a plain old hip sack and goddamn you got yourself a bonafide clothing gimmick: Cargo sacks! The tourist shops will thank you.
  4. Convertible T-Shirt - you never know when tank tops are cool or not, so how about taking a cue from your traveling dad’s closet. Those convertible pants he has that unzip at the knee to form instant shorts are one step away from sinking to the lows of wearing sweatpants in public. Imagine a t-shirt you could unzip the sleeves off for Superman-like transformation into tank top guy, just like those dad pants, but like, kewl. Straight to the flex with that, too.

Lurkin the streets of Hollywood for a foot fetish on a blank star. Insert your name for to win the fame game.

Lurkin the streets of Hollywood for a foot fetish on a blank star. Insert your name for to win the fame game.

May 08

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May 05

A Nice Backside Disaster Revert


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Apr 29

Dinner in Spain Restaurant last night included a great show. It’s pretty damn good that we can walk across the street for this. Shutter 1/8 Aperture 5.6 ISO 6400 Focal Length 18mm Camera Fuji X-Pro1

Dinner in Spain Restaurant last night included a great show. It’s pretty damn good that we can walk across the street for this.

Shutter 1/8 Aperture 5.6 ISO 6400 Focal Length 18mm Camera Fuji X-Pro1

Apr 08

Puffing Porpe

Puffing Porpe

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Apr 05

Sean Malto Ripping a Razor at Skatepark of Tampa

RayRay: Fakie Flip Switch Crooks at Skatepark of Tampa

Apr 01

Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots! Kids Don’t Even Know